The Kingdom of Womble 13609 is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.634 billion Womble 13609ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.1%.

The strong Womble 13609ian economy, worth 193 trillion kronor a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 41,767 kronor, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 269,195 per year while the poor average 2,618, a ratio of 102 to 1.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate, organ donation is compulsory, and the tenet of free speech is held dear. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 13609's national animal is the panther, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 13609 is ranked 225,761^st in the world and 1,221^st in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.38 flags saluted per person per day.